Forklift

This is where you use your penis (whilst inside a vagine or ass) to lift the person on the other end up! you do this by tensing the muscles in the penis!

hey dude, i saw your dad forklift your mum against the window last night!

by u6 Avengers October 13, 2009

forking

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

forked

Another word for getting absolutely mortaled.

I'm going to get absolutely forked tonight. Grab the voddy let's go

by Rehanae June 9, 2018

Forklift certified

Adj.: Someone who carries a heavy load. A man known for producing large amounts of ejaculate.

"Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."

by Hungry Joe71 July 30, 2023

Louisiana Forklift

Items Needed: Super Glue
A Pickup
4th person working as a
Driver
Money for Medical Attention

This happens when two guys lather their dicks with super glue, get on their knees, and then one iserts into the vagina and other into her mouth. From there the two guys lift the female while one is getting a blowjob and the other is fucking the female. (Beware may require medical assistance to end the Louisiana Forklift)

"Sally, Tim, and Steve ended up in the Emergency Room after attemping the Louisiana Forklift...doctors say Steve might lose the tip of his penis."

by Randall, Josh, Jordan January 16, 2009

Forkman

Noun - An Aussie that enjoys Raping sheep and other small animals.
Verb - (to Fork) To rape a small animal

You should have seen the poor things eyes when Forkman fork'ed that poor little lamb.

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

forked river

a piney-ass town in the jersey shore,over populated by surfers,mexicans,and jersey shore scuzz.

Michele just came from forked river.

by acidqueen October 14, 2008