kel(best owner ever)

kel is smartest funniest best discord owner yas slay woo

kel(best owner ever) is best discord mod ew

by killysharts June 23, 2022

the ever

calling something not the best, not the worst, not anything

1:
"dude... that game was the ever..."
2:
"check out this video"
"the ever"

by thomas1235 November 28, 2023

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

Way ever

When someone knowingly runs afoul of directions.

Can you give me a hamburger without any cheese? I asked for one without cheese.

Sorry, they all come with cheese.

Way ever!

by Ohio River East October 29, 2021

Biggest Coward Ever

The loser who came up with these so-called "Mandatory Mask Rules", aka the lamest rule ever.

See that guy over there? He was recently asked to do something that had no chance of being fatal, but he chickened out, he must be the biggest coward ever!

by PhoenixGamer34 March 15, 2021

The Best Damn President Ever

Anyone but Donald Trump to piss off the guy above

I would rather have a monkey be president over Trump. Even though there's not much of a difference. Joe Biden is the best damn president ever!!!!

by Jshnsjsjaj March 4, 2024

National Best Head/Nudes Ever Day

Once a month any day between the 15th and the 30th you can send this to Girlfriend,sidechicc and/or Fucc buddy and they must have to choose either best head or best nude possible.

You: *sends definition* todays National Best Head/Nudes Ever Day choose your picc
Her: okay hold on *sends best nude possible*

You: ooou say less

by BabamfknYagga October 5, 2021