Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

Mr. O'Brien Science Brainrot

The Mr. O'Brien Science Brainrot is a subculture, religion, manuscript, and "disease", based on the life of Russell O'Brien. Due to his high-pitched voice, a voice recorded file of a Mr. Hanky soundin ahh fella went viral within New Zealand, bringing the group into popularity.

"William and Arman's conversion to the Mr. O'Brien Science Brainrot group changed my perspective."
"The legend of O'Brien's breakout of an ISIS facility through rat atom manipulation inspired me to convert to the Mr. O'Brien Science Brainrot"

by Bigwillyoftingletribe April 24, 2025

Potato Science

The type of science that makes no sense

The scientist over there is doing potato science

by The human being August 1, 2019

Science

When people (who’s name isn’t Fanele) die and get their bodies dissecting by undergrad med/anatomy students.

Aphiwe’s body was donated to science, after her untimely death - at the hands of drugs.

by not fanele March 9, 2022

Texas Institute of Technology & Science

Elon Musk' Concept University, suggested as Twitter by him. "It will have epic merch", states Elon. It also spells "TITS".

Elon: Texas Institute of Technology & Science is cool

Me: ok

by cooldefinerlol November 1, 2021

Science talent

A bunch of societal rejects on crack who may or may not be big brain.

did you hear that Joe is in science talent

by the societal reject February 17, 2022

Science fair

Annoying project that every single school in existence just has to do

Hey the science fair is tomorrow

by BroWhyIsEveryNameAlreadyTaken September 30, 2022