Satan's Car Wash

Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.

My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.

by TheDonkeyBomber June 3, 2018

satan wears gucci

A way to rebel the against designer brands, saying that they are over rated and stupid

Person 1: God all of these designer clothes are so expensive
Person 2: Well you know Satan wears Gucci

by Smittens345 October 5, 2017

Satan's Peanut Butter

Shit. Poop. Feaces.

Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.

by Jez86 November 2, 2016

satans piss water

Some fucked up shit, usually a dark color

A: What are you drinking?
B: satans piss water

by Hitlers grandmother May 27, 2016

The Great White Satan

The United States.

Yeah, I booked a flight to the Great White Satan last night. I got great rates with Delta Airlines into Atlanta, and then I'm going to take Jet Blue into the Southwest.

by Yay-ul January 2, 2004

wagging satan's tail

Masturbating

I know I shouldn't but I was wagging satan's tail to porn last night.

by Mister Goode November 14, 2011

Eating Satan's Burger

Dressing up as a fat Elvis impersonator, sunglasses included, and doing a hooker from behind, while eating a burger. The situation is characterized by Elvis' total lack of disregard.

The term originates from the urban legend of 1970s pornographic film depicting this scenario, in which the burger was prepared by the fry-cook at the diner two blocks over, who is none other than Beelzebub himself, in a new plot to feed his evil to the world.

"I was totally eating Satan's burger this weekend!"

by logikbomb March 15, 2014