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National Kiss Flux Day

On the day of January 9th
Everyone shall kiss flux
" Hey bro guess what" " hm?" "It's National Kiss Flux Day"
by ApolloArcticFox January 9, 2023
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Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...
"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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The Vivarian Flux

To call out or denote the poor use of a straw man fallacy
"wouldn't company just take assets? I know other companies do."
"that's like saying If I like hamburgers, you respond we have lasagna at home"
"What are you talking about, terrible straw man"
"Ah, The Vivarian Flux"
by Eagern_Derive November 27, 2024
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Law of Fluid Identity

The principle that identity is not merely spectral but fluid—constantly flowing, changing, re-forming, with no fixed position at all. Under this law, you don't have a stable set of spectral coordinates; you're a river of selfhood, never the same from moment to moment. The law of fluid identity challenges even the spectral view, which still imagines fixed points on continua. Fluid identity says there are no points—only flow, only process, only continuous transformation. It's the logic of radical impermanence, of the self as verb rather than noun, of the recognition that the person who started reading this sentence is already different from the person finishing it.
Example: "She embraced the law of fluid identity after her divorce. She wasn't the same person she'd been married as; that person was gone, replaced by someone new, who would also be replaced. Her ex wanted closure with the person he'd married, but that person didn't exist anymore. The law of fluid identity explained why closure was impossible—you can't close the book on a story that's still being written."
by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026
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Law of Fluid Logic

The principle that logic itself is fluid—not a fixed system but a flowing process that changes with context, culture, and time. Under this law, what counts as logical in one setting may be illogical in another, and the boundaries between logical systems are permeable, with ideas and methods flowing between them. Fluid logic doesn't reject rigor; it recognizes that rigor itself is culturally defined, that standards of proof shift, that validity is historically situated. It's the logic of adaptability, of context-sensitivity, of the recognition that reasoning well means reasoning appropriately for your situation, not according to abstract rules that claim universality.
Example: "He tried to apply formal logic to his grandmother's wisdom, finding it full of contradictions and leaps. Then he encountered the law of fluid logic and realized she was using a different logic—one suited to a lifetime of experience, to oral tradition, to practical survival. Her logic flowed where his froze. Both worked in their contexts. He started listening instead of correcting."
by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026
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