flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!

mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.

by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

Flex tape

A tape type of product from flex seal™, mostly known from the two videos of jontron; "waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE - Jontron" and "FLEX TAPE II: the flexening - Jontron". The company has made many commercials and Phil Swift is in most of them telling us the many used of flex tape. It can instantly bond in to almost anything and can stop any leak. Plus, some of them even work underwater!

Phil: Flex tape is super strong and when Its on, it holds on tight!
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.

by Pixel41 December 18, 2018

Flex

What a 79 series can't do

Person 1: Mate have a go at that 79
Person 2: It's a crime to even call it a 4x4 the things got less flex than a Datsun 1200

by You've been chopped. September 10, 2021

Monkey flex

He tackles the striker in soccer ,stole the ball assisted while bending flexibly like rubber.

The kid just flexed like a monkey stole the ball at impossible angles .Yeah he's going crazy like ivar the boneless doing a monkey flex.

by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023

Turd Flex

Senator Smith has recalled the word and or phrase “HOMOSEXUAL” finding it highly offensive in due nature, instead Senator Smith has renamed the Male gender “TURD FLEX”.

And Rim shot. Figure it out.

Gary and Tom have a secret gentlemen’s club they force on Government officials at nite time if you are in the closet. Senator Smith calls the Turd Flex out tho. Ride high Pence…ride high.

by Atombombe August 8, 2025

Accidental Flex

When you flex by accident or you didnt mean it.

A: Bro why did you destroyed the dumbells ?
B: Sorry, got massives gains recently, didnt meen to accidental flex.

by Bill_Claymore March 8, 2023

T-flex

T-flex is the time standard when making or designing T-shirts that have musical bars or standards. When writing in T-flex time, you are not required to enter a time signature. This is because the user may read or sing at their own pace.

The designer used T-flex time while creating the t-shirts with musical notation integrated within.

by XtrUde64 September 21, 2023