five of clubs

Five fingers that are going to club you, i.e., a fist.

Bill gave him the five of clubs when he heard he scratched his ride.

by ghost July 31, 2003

firemuff

Used to describe either a redheaded woman or her (unshaven) pussy.

"I'd never known the sweet taste of the firemuff until a Scottich lass took a liking to me over pints of Guinness one night."

by Dick B December 18, 2005

five year plan

taking five or more years to complete high school or college.

high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.

Looks like Aaron failed again! That silly bastard. Looks like he's making a five year plan!!

by fubsish October 2, 2009

Five Spot

Half of a ten bag, a amount of weed costing 5 pounds.

"Safe man, wanna get a five spot later? i can't get a tenner"

by GingerMaxx February 25, 2010

man five

A greeting given by men, to men, for men. usualy given after accomplishing a macho feat, or at least trying.

John: "dude, i almost got head from alare"
Sean: "man five john"

by nickallen July 20, 2008

four five six

The SFW version of "For Fuck's Sake"

Boss: Jim, the deadline for the Jenkin's report has been moved up to Tuesday.

You: Ah, four five six!

Boss: What?

by Douche Toilette October 12, 2008

bunch of fives

a punch in the face

he jus' went ON and ON extolling the virtues of a flat back four so Trevor gave him a bunch of fives

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003