Faking Depression

Someone Who Begs And Is Desperate For Attention. That They Resort To Faking Depression To Their Friends, And On Social Media

My Friend Web Just Posted That He Has Depression

Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is

OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!

by Hollywood Hooligah July 22, 2018

Cycle Fucking

When you hook up with a bunch of girls that are all friends at different times.

Chris: Dude why have you been hanging out with that group of chicks lately.

Zac: I think im going to try cycle fucking them.

by Bedford forrest October 18, 2009

Dis-Fucking-Gusting

Dis-Fucking-Gusting is used when the good 'ol standard disgusting just won't do in conveying your utter disgust.

Dude: Damn, Nick's burps are Dis-Fucking-Gusting!!!!
Trick: I concur.

Nick: Heather is Dis-Fucking-Gusting!!!!!
Matt: I rather enjoy her...

by RaiderRob December 20, 2010

jesus fucking prius

Phrase, in shock or anger of being driven into (or otherwise unacceptably intruded upon) by an unapologetic, self righteous, silent car.

"Jesus fucking Prius!"

by Streykidd March 28, 2015

Shit fucking

A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.

Dave your paper is due by the end of the day! Stop shit fucking on Reddit and get to work!

by jellyjones May 25, 2018

a fucking bitch pussy

A fucking bitch pussy is when playing the card game, UNO, this specific person calls UNO. BUT, it doesn't end there. This person's last card is a wild card, allowing them to finish on any color or number. Ending on a wild card is a fucking bitch pussy move. Don't be a fucking bitch pussy

Player 1: UNO!
Player 2: You better not be playing like a fucking bitch pussy
Player 3: Lil' Bitch.

by Not-Trump October 4, 2018

Stupid Fucking Bitch

An animal that lacks the ability to construct social relationships because of it's toxic attitude. And because of this, the animal will eat any type of dog shit food until it develops excess body fat and becomes unable to move. You will commonly see a stupid fucking bitch yelling over stupid fucking shit it does not understand.

A stupid bitch commonly tries to control your life but lacks complete control over it's own life because there is no such thing as control. Only stupid people believe in control. Stupid fucking bitches try to control other people's lives.

The stupid fucking bitch is the final evolution of the stupid bitch. A stupid bitch has some merit to society which is what allows it to attract a mate, whereas a Stupid Fucking Bitch does not hold any merit whatsoever and is incapable of reproducing.

by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 18, 2019