Schmee Face

a particularily brutal member of the facial community

That dudes face looks like a ham walet
Yea, It's quite a schmee face

by aConcernedParent February 24, 2010

face the fact

The truth

James needs to face the fact that Linda has moved on.

by applepie25 May 05, 2015

Yur face

A mating call mainly used by people of low intellect to attract breeding partners. Its origins are unknown but is said to be invented by a orangutan named Harithsa.

Zami: Yur face!
Mubarak: Yur face!
* starts mating *

by Ballsack6999 February 07, 2022

Glow-face

Glow-face- n the illuminated face when using a tablet, smart phone, in the dark.

The kids went to bed early tonight but they all had glow-face for 20 minutes.

by WVIII April 08, 2018

birth face

The face (along with all its parts such as eyes, nose, lips and eye brows/lashes) that you came out of the coo-da-mama with...

Did you know if that is such and such "birth face"?

by @JammOnIt May 05, 2015

Carnival Face

Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.

"Hey Carl, I was fucking this chick doggystyle, and she turned around, and WOAH, carnival face."

by A Lanz November 19, 2008

Marble Face

When one ejaculates into another ones rectum followed by pull out maneuver which results in a cumshit on the recipients face or hands.

Last night I got totally "Marble Faced".

Did you hear the time Jenna "Marbled Face".

I got surprised "Marble Faced" last night.

by VisualistTV December 16, 2018