Femme fatigue is what a man reaches when he’s burned out with pursuing women only to realize again and again that they are primarily all the same with regards to their sense of entitlement and the obstacles he must endure just to get some stink on his dick. This whole process costs him time and money and most always reminds him that the greater majority of women justify a man's staying single and redundantly invokes the same question: Who the hell would put up with this bitch?! Still, the situation repeats as his need for sexual gratification builds up and he’s forced to once again subject himself to the social meet up and dating scenes to re-endure his limits of frustration and sacrificial finances required to continue this bullshit.
Hey dude, are you headed out tonight?
No, I’ve got a bad case of femme fatigue and don’t have the patience for their bullshit. I may just avoid the whole fucking game and call a hooker.
No, I’ve got a bad case of femme fatigue and don’t have the patience for their bullshit. I may just avoid the whole fucking game and call a hooker.
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Have you been playing falkens maze all night bro? Why are you so obsessed with it?
He took a class on cryptography just so he could play falkens maze better.
He took a class on cryptography just so he could play falkens maze better.
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Pod-Face can be attained even on a cloudy day at Santa Pod.
Anyone who has visited Santa Pod will be familiar with the agony that is Pod-Face.
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Look at the Pod-face on her.
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Megan: Wow, Charlotte looks so curvy in that dress. I don't why guys aren't all over her. You know, she'd be considered beautiful if she lived in Victorian times.
Guy at bar: Yeah, I get it, she's your "fat foil." Can I have your phone number?
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