Edward Cullen (pronounced 'pedophile') is a sparkly, 117-year-old virgin sparklepire from the atrocious book/movie saga, Twilight.
He is the girlfri- I mean, boyfriend of the bland teenage Mary Sue, Bella Swan and the long-time rival of borderline-rapist, Jacob Black (see 'fake-ass werewolf').
His pastimes are sparkling, jumping around the woods and watching 17 year old girls sleep.
He is the girlfri- I mean, boyfriend of the bland teenage Mary Sue, Bella Swan and the long-time rival of borderline-rapist, Jacob Black (see 'fake-ass werewolf').
His pastimes are sparkling, jumping around the woods and watching 17 year old girls sleep.
person #1: "I swear someone is in bedroom watching us... "
person #2: "Yeah, it's that pedophile, Edward Cullen."
person #2: "Yeah, it's that pedophile, Edward Cullen."
by whattheheckisapseudonym? August 10, 2010
Get the Edward Cullen mug.Word Derived from a McDonalds toy that was used to prank call people. When squeezed the toy (a fish) made a noise kind of like "ewwwwwwaaannrrrr", which was shortend to "Ewar". It is a finishing statement of 'in your face'.
-Used in the same context of "served!"
-Used in the same context of "served!"
-*ring* *ring* *ring*
-Hello?
-ewwwwwwaaannnnnnnrrrr *click*
(After warren lost a game)
-Hey warren
-Yah?
-EWWWWWAAAAANNRRRR!!!!!!
-Hello?
-ewwwwwwaaannnnnnnrrrr *click*
(After warren lost a game)
-Hey warren
-Yah?
-EWWWWWAAAAANNRRRR!!!!!!
by Cacklack July 7, 2005
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Imojene Edwardson is another way of explaining someones amazing beauty. It is also another way of describing something or someone as "indie"
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Get the William Edwards mug.Well, basically, you have a dude that knows a dude, that knows one dude, that sucks. Edward is that dude. Also ruined from Twilight, a book extremely overrated and practically raped by fangirls.
Edward is, indeed, a mere word of fiction that will never exist. Cheers to that.
Edward is, indeed, a mere word of fiction that will never exist. Cheers to that.
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Something beyond perfection. Coined by Twilighters to denote something inhumanly beautiful, based on the popular character in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight.
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