drunch

Drinking, but not actually drunk. Merely incapable of spelling properly. Also fun because it rhymes with "crunch."

I only had one glass of wine! I'm not drunch! Shit.

by gottabcaught January 29, 2009

duncancampbell

(adj - slang)
Middle aged spread.

I've had that many posh dinners I've got the DuncanCampbells round my waist!

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

dancho

Yugi, meaning my son, adopted from vr chat.
Calls his mother a hoe for sleeping with Joey Wheeler AND Seto Kaiba.
His father fucked the mother in the great pug bar on the first date in the bathroom.
DISGUSTING.

Butt Mustard.

Dancho: My name is not Yugi
Mother: Shut up Yugi, you are my son.

by YugiMother January 24, 2018

Duncan

Duncan comes from the Latin word douch. Someone with the name of Duncan is usually quite lame and tends to not pull many birds due to their terrible looks. They mostly like to go for girls on the other side of the world so they know they won’t ever have to show their ugly face.
Duncan’s are the most popular in UK broffles so they tend to spend most of their money there until they are skint.

“Look at that Duncan over there crying because he lost all his money on that prosi 😂”

by OfficialDefine00 June 7, 2018

Duncan

A fricking douchebag, a person that you will never want to be around, a person that will ruin your day in the matter of seconds, a person that every time you see him you say "oh god, here we go again", a person that can literally kill a whole village just by looking at them, a person that can seduce a parrot, a person that gets off to dead bodies, also he gets off to children (small children), overalll a seriously annoying and horrible person

Duncan=Hitler

Duncan acts like an annoying b-word on the school bus to EVERYONE ALL THE TIME

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 December 2, 2019

Duncan

He is a filthy asshole, he prefers dick over vagina and is a nigerian bastard.

Oh shit there’s Duncan

by Iam nerd November 23, 2018

Duncan Maguire

All Duncan Maguire’s are blokes with massive cocks and who are chick magnets. I can tell you they ain’t afraid to have a wee giggle with the lads and lassies

No way is that DJ big cock “Duncan Maguire”

by DJBADBOI April 14, 2020