David

A David is a so super sexy hot real blonde has a very big penis also pulls mad bitches!

Person 1"No way is that the real blonde"
Person 2"it must be David"

Person 1"no way whos that guy thats packin over there"
Person 2 "Duh it must be David"

by HugePPDavid February 7, 2022

David Cameron

(noun)

1. Some random teacher that loves math, has tasteful humor, has a great teaching style, and constantly reminds his students to tell him if he is being an idiot that very day.

2. The less formal way of addressing Mr. Cameron.

Present Perfect, First Person Singular: He has reviewed the work and can say with certainty that DAVID CAMERON is not an idiot.
Present Simple, First Person Subjective: "That's no idiot! That's a David Cameron!"

by Some Guy That Shall Be Unnamed February 24, 2022

David Cobb

Going into a fit of rage over damage to articles of clothing or accessories.

You got paint on me! Your in trouble now! I’m gonna do a David Cobb right now.

by CarterHowdy(racia) March 6, 2022

david

david is the worst person you could ever meet. 1 centimeter dick , ugly ass face and is a fat goliath.

hes a fat bald crumpled dickhole, hes a genuine fucking ape. I’m tired of his shit!!! I’m ripping out his fucking grandmas pubes bitch!! him and his fucking O’rileys auto parts hair cut! he got that shit and a fucking Apple bees headass built bastard, twat. he built like fucking Humpty Dumpty with his ugly deepfried looking ass. his ass was made in a qualdron by a dyislexic whitch that were raised by fucking cave men!!!! degenerate, he looks like the type of guy to ask for a burger at a lemonade stand!!!!!!!!!!

Juliana: is that david…

tiyana: i think so..
peter: not that ugly hoe
david: HEY STOP BULLYING!

by Julialovesaboogie April 23, 2022

David Donald Darius

He is the definition of packing a large penis in his small pants, everyone can see his meaner leaner boner as his penis is around 19 CM long.

I wish I had a penis like David Donald Darius but the entire size of his thing is unfathamable.

by Soothulakatti69 April 25, 2022

Davidjohnathan

The meaning of two legends in the Bible

Hi Davidjohnathan how was your day

by TheExsclusiver May 15, 2022

David

David is a man whose balls have not dropped yet. He has a PhD in sociopathy. He really loves to dick ride other people and use them. He has no empathy towards anyone and only cares about himself. Him and his small penis are manipulative, gaslighting pieces of shit. A David will ensue narcissistic acting until he tells you’re trapped and he can keep you there forever. Fuck David.. and his small dick.

“Oh my god, he’s treating her so bad..that’s a David.”

by SociopathSuppressor November 5, 2022