club of cool

The club of cool is a defunct group of nobodies who wanted to be somebodies on an internet forum. They believed vbulletin's karma system and post count to be some sort of e-penis indicator, and set about trying to inflate said e-penis, showing up what true fuckwits they were.

Imagine the lamest group of people possible on the internet. They clump together, and become elitist, believing themselves brilliant. That is the club of cool.

by Tom Flynn August 31, 2005

cool spot

a plastic drinks-container lid who was the star of several video games in the early 90's. Cool Spot's main pleasure in life was hanging out at the beach and freeing his friends from cages. notable adventures include a trip to Hollywood and his trip to a drug rehab clinic. it is debatable as to whether Cool Spot is:
(a) a drink-container lid
(b) a checker
(c) a tiddly wink

"the reddest plastic drink container lid to get his own video game" Rob McLean, Cool Spot fanatic

by failure33object April 25, 2005

Cool cheat

Any event or action that takes place that shocks, tricks, surprises, or takes something away from you.
An unexpected occurance

Gina: "Jason just drank your last Dr. Pepper!"
Reshy: "Cool cheat!"

by Mike Resh February 10, 2006

coolata

1.) Coming from the Italian "culata", it is a bump or push with one's buttocks.

2.) A popular line of sugary iced beverages at Dunkin Donuts.

1.) Mi fai una culata in faccia. (Put your butt on my face.)

2.) At the drive-thru: "Can I get a large Chocolate Coolata please?"

by Kev Corwin April 27, 2008

Cool Killer

A title given to a person who makes a previously cool thing uncool, including things like music, websites and blogs. People could include parents, stupid famous people, and advertisers.

"Why haven't you been on Twitter lately?"
"You didn't see? Barbra Walters made an account and talked all about how cool it was on the news."
"Wow. What a cool killer."
"Totally."

"I went to a party, and some cool killer just starting giving this gay speech about global warming. We all just got up and left."
"Haha, what a fag."

by OmgAsnowmaine April 14, 2009

cool cap

a spandex cap that keeps your head cool

n with money and E ROCK DA J each rock the cool cap

by formeldahyde August 8, 2009

Cool Bum

A bum who thinks he's "cool" because he tries to act chill with his no home, and shopping cart. Usually cool bums have a beer with them and where shades.

Girl: Me and my friend saw a cool bum yesterday!
Guy:How was he cool?
Girl:He fell asleep wearing shades next to his shopping cart!
Guy: Then I've seen some cool bums before!

by BearyJenkins July 19, 2012