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clocked life

Someone who thinks they have made it (or they literally have), feeling on top of the world. Clocked the game of life.
Chris clocked life, he got so wasted last night and didn't give a fuck about anyone apart from his best friends. He has everything anyone could dream of.
by ChrisClocksLife May 11, 2014
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clockblocked

trolliest AMC 10 problem in history (specifically referring to 2015 AMC 10A #14)

The diagram below shows the circular face of a clock with radius $20$ cm and a circular disk with radius $10$ cm externally tangent to the clock face at $12$ o'clock. The disk has an arrow painted on it, initially pointing in the upward vertical direction. Let the disk roll clockwise around the clock face. At what point on the clock face will the disk be tangent when the arrow is next pointing in the upward vertical direction?
*Time rewinds to February 2015*
Guy: Hey, how was the AMC 10 yesterday?
Girl: It went fairly well, except that I got clockblocked.
Guy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: No, not "that" kind of "-blocked"
Guy: what the hell are you talking about then?
Girl: It was one of the problems on the AMC 10A, that problem about the disk tangent to the clock
Guy: Oh.
by fidgetboss_4000 June 11, 2019
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Double One O'clock Munchies

The night of Day Light Savings when a group of people get together, and eat snacks from one o'clock, untill two, when you are to change your clocks back.

You eat at one o'clock, change clocks back, eat at one again.
'Dude, I'm hungry!'

'Oh man, it's one o'clock, and we need to change our clocks back in an hour.'

'Double One O'clock Munchies?'

'Oh Yes!'
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wobbleknocker alarm clock

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.
I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!
by Almalphia September 27, 2010
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Lebben o'clock

The word derives from the Danish word for lesbian (lebbe). It's a certain time of the day that's particularly lesbian - more accurately, 7:10 pm.
Friend 1: "Want to meet up later?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, see you at lebben o'clock!"
by TheCharGirl April 24, 2011
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Chinese Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the middle of the night with diarrhea after eating bad chinese food.
Boss: "Why are you late?"

Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."
by CAC123 September 20, 2013
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