Background Crush

Noun. A lowkey crush that's been consistent for years. You might be in other relationships or have overlying crushes on others but still maintain the background crush. You know you will never date your background crush but a voice in your head will always say "maybe." Usually some connection to childhood. You can marry a guy but still be like "I wonder how Dennis is doing".

"Wow, you and Dennis are so flirty. You should totally hook up with him!" "No, no, you can't just hook up with background crush. Imagine the emotional baggage"

by Mraknowstheshit December 1, 2018

bandwagon crush

When you have a crush on someone just because they're Rich or famous. No actual beauty is involved in the liking of this person

"that Finn wolfhard kid is such a bandwagon crush, it pisses me off"

by John Makarov January 27, 2018

Puppy crush

A sweet, whole-hearted crush on an real-life person or character

Andy has such a puppy crush on Vanessa

by Spider Eyed Lullaby March 16, 2022

crush sore

Having an unwanted attraction to someone.

Damn I can't believe I have such a crush sore for X. He/she is such an ass.

by Black Boyfriend February 20, 2011

Liver Crush

The feelings of attraction one feels to someone of the opposite sex, but only when under the influence, and completely forgotten when sober.

"Man, apparently the past two times I saw Suzy when I was drunk, I was hitting on her hardcore... I think I have a liver crush on her."

by Maverick17 December 16, 2008

pelvic crush

What a man experiences when having sex with an overly enthusiastic woman, when said woman is on top and she bounces wildly, forgetting that her weight is coming down on the guy's pelvis.

Sex with Linda is rough, I always get a pelvic crush from her.

by Space guru September 8, 2017

Criminal Crush

When you have a crush on a criminal.

Paul Bernardo is my criminal crush

by Bill5will7 August 13, 2018