The act of a male pressing against a counter, which is of course at a strategic height so as to pronounce his penile unit through his pants, preferably sweat pants or other drapey garment. (i.e. athletic shorts, acrylic, nylon, etc.)
Oh my god, Emily, did you see that last custie? He had CounterCock for DAYS! You KNOW he was smuggling a venti down there!!!
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Cop- I dont know we have a Counterfeit Chris running around town spending all this fake money we have to find out where its coming from.
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Notice also that countermemetry involves intrinsic knowledge of the meme and mechanics therein invoked to be successfully countered. Simply not getting the meme or joke is not countermemetry.
Notice also that countermemetry involves intrinsic knowledge of the meme and mechanics therein invoked to be successfully countered. Simply not getting the meme or joke is not countermemetry.
Antone: i hurd you liek mudkips?
Bernard: Actually I'm rather fond of Deoxys
Charlie: Did you see the video of a Magikarp sweeping ubers?
Antone: you guyz suck, lern2internet
Notice the use of countermemetry to begin a relevant Pokemon discussion.
Bernard: Actually I'm rather fond of Deoxys
Charlie: Did you see the video of a Magikarp sweeping ubers?
Antone: you guyz suck, lern2internet
Notice the use of countermemetry to begin a relevant Pokemon discussion.
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Guy: that was pretty gross
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Get the counterdare mug.Counter hog is someone who takes up space at counter for a long time,not allowing other people or friends to use it when there is plenty of room. The overuse of a shared counter.
When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.
When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.
When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.
When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.
Jim said "OMG, I was at Starbucks today and just wanted to put a little milk in my coffee and had to wait for over 2 minutes for the counter hog to leave."
Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."
Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "
Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."
Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "
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