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Cougar ranting

When an older woman who frequented clubbing braggs about her scoresheet of young man flesh.
Kimberly was holding court with her cougar friends “cougar ranting “ about all the young men she had sex with.
by Dane Bread November 7, 2017
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More Cougarness

When you’re dating a woman that’s older than you and her birthday is the day before yours; that special 24 hours.
Johnny was so in love that he didn’t even think about that one day of More Cougarness.
by Johnnysinlove December 9, 2023
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Fermented Cougar

A Cougar near the very end of her prime but not quite a Saber Tooth. A foul and aggressive species who will attack anyone who interferes with her hunt.
Remember Jean ? I wonder what that Fermented Cougar is up to , probably still rubbing her fupa on anything with a pulse.
by Rickey Spanish August 13, 2025
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Bald Cougar

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.
by elsyds29 August 5, 2021
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Cougar

A female who likes younger men.
Your boyfriend is 3 years younger than you?? You’re such a cougar!
by user847388 January 2, 2025
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Cougar

Older gal with her shit together who enjoys a younger man. Romances without the need to be swept off her feet or into the drama of Will He Call Me dating. An attractive lady who knows what she wants and wants something a little fresher. See Susan Sarandon, Madonna, Tina Turner.
Cougars are where it's at. They have all the experience. It doesn’t matter her age, if she can hold on, that’s all I need.
by lubludu July 3, 2017
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Wampus cougar

A rode hard women in her thirties, who looks like she is in her 40s. Completely untamed bush that smells like the cargo hold of a crapping troller.
Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!
by Hootie79 May 21, 2022
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