Cook Your Rice

An euphemism for engaging in cunnilingus with cocaine under the performers tongue.

I’m going to cook your rice, Samantha.

by The Only Moose May 25, 2021

Kristy Lee Cook

American Idol Season 7 contestant. Complete and total hotness. Can't sing worth a damn, but she is hot.

Damn! Kristy Lee Cook can't sing worth shit, but I want to put my penis in her mouth.

by Bombguy March 22, 2008

Sir Robyn of Cooke

Robin Cook's name if he had lived a couple of hundred years ago.

"Good morrow, Sir Robyn of Cooke!"
"Good morrow!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

cook your noodle

To tantalize someone's senses. When you want to show or tell someone something that will impress them or cause them to become exuberant.

Just wait Bob, this video will really cook your noodle.

by The_Siegy May 13, 2014

chili cook off

A sexual maneuver in which three males each take a shit, and give them to a single female as a gift. She then tastes all three of the specimens. The person's shit she likes best she has sex with, next best she gives a blow job too, and the unlucky loser has to finish the rest of the shit.

Man, Eric sure got the wrong end of the chili cook off last night.

by Arnold Palmer Half and Half March 30, 2009

rat's cooking

Referencing the movie Ratatouille, this refers to food that is so good that the rat chef from the movie Remy made it.

Wow, this food is so good it's rat's cooking!

by R3Ked January 31, 2020

Let him cook

when a nigga cooks, it usually means that he's doing something to impress his friends, or he's doing something, and his friends will use that to stop another bro from going over there and ruining the whole operation.

EX 1: Nigga 1: bro, I'm about to go rizz up that girl, Let me cook

EX 2: Nigga 1 Bro look, our bro over there is rizzing up that girl right now, let me go and help him.

Nigga 2: No bro, Let him cook.

by def_n_ablackbeaner March 28, 2023