A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".
John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.
by Craig September 2, 2008
Get the eat the cookie mug.It's based on the old pissing on marshmallows in a toilet, a training tool posed to male kids needing to learn how to practice with their accuracy. It turned into a college gag, a fraternity prank, where frat boys would piss on a cookie and offer it to new initiates or to other frat boys.
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by HotForHerXXX February 13, 2010
Get the Red Snatch Cookies mug.Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.
(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*
by observant teenager March 5, 2009
Get the cookie mom mug.The act of having sexual intercourse untill the female orgasms and as she screams from pleasure,and as she screams insert a cookie into her mouth
by zeper34 September 10, 2010
Get the Cookieing mug.Cities that have no personality. Each suburban home looks the same with the exception of house color, dullsville.
See: Dallas, OKC, etc.
See: Dallas, OKC, etc.
They drove through the city, each suburb, each house looked the same for miles, Joe remarked "It's a damn cookie cutter city!"
by AnOddGirl September 15, 2010
Get the cookie cutter city mug.The act of while having sex with a female, the male pulls out and just before he ejaculates he squats over the woman's face and proceeds to take a shit while simultaneously pointing his boner at her cheeks/lower chin and shooting his cum all over her face. The result is that the female's face is covered in shit and cum, which she must then lick off of her face. For the shit and cum mix that she cannot lick off her face, the woman must wipe it onto an ice cream cone and slowly lick it until she has eaten it all.
My girlfriend was bitching because I wouldn't buy her an ice-cream when we were at the pool so when we got home I gave her a Cookies and Creamer and that seemed to shut her up for several weeks. Literally, she didn't say a word to anyone for two weeks after.
by Phickle Dude January 18, 2011
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