“omg lauren you fucked jake?”
“yeah last night, why?”
“were coochie twins now, i fucked him 2 weeks ago”
“OH MY GOD YAY!!”
“yeah last night, why?”
“were coochie twins now, i fucked him 2 weeks ago”
“OH MY GOD YAY!!”
by torieatsass November 22, 2024

by Jamie Coool August 4, 2008

He different
News reporter: How do you expect to not go to jail because of murder?
Coochie man: Because I'm different 🥶
Coochie man: Because I'm different 🥶
by Cutiepox April 6, 2021

The smell of fresh blood represents roses, coochie print smeared on your seat in your car/truck/ vehicle from a woman you adore in the shape of her nationality, most coochie prints show up as roses or cherry blossoms, and the odd ball pears, and apples which still come with a flower of its own.
Bro, I’m sorry about your seat my girls got coochie print red roses. Smell that, that coochie represents dawg.
by Lilbabygrem December 13, 2021

The depreciated value of coochie due to free Internet PornHub access, forcing wanna-be Instagram models to get a real job instead.
Q: Shaneeka hasn’t updated her page in months; what’s up?
Me: Donations dried up. She delivering for UPS now. Hiding that sexy body under a uniform, working 9 to 5 to pay bills Another victim of the Coochie-conomy... *smh*
Me: Donations dried up. She delivering for UPS now. Hiding that sexy body under a uniform, working 9 to 5 to pay bills Another victim of the Coochie-conomy... *smh*
by Deuce And A Quarter 4Ever December 4, 2021

Elegant Vagina - The break down of the word “coochie”
Formally deprived from the two earlier on, more commonly used words such as, ‘pussy’ and ‘Gucci’. With these two words scientist where able to decifer the first syllable of the word ‘coochie’ (coo). From these studies they found that ‘coo’ is simular to the word ‘cat’. Another word for a cat is ‘pussy’ which is a well known word for vagina. Now for the second syllable of ‘coochie’ (chie) is close to the word ‘Gucci’. Gucci is a well known luxurious clothing brand. Philosophers took up to five years to discover the ‘chie’ in coochie refers Gucci and is meant to be translated into ‘Luxurious’ or ‘elegant’. Using a survey taken by over 23,000 people, they concluded that it should properly be translated into elegant. So after many surveys and studies placed on the word, ‘Coochie’ is deprived from the phrase ‘Elegant Vagina’.
Formally deprived from the two earlier on, more commonly used words such as, ‘pussy’ and ‘Gucci’. With these two words scientist where able to decifer the first syllable of the word ‘coochie’ (coo). From these studies they found that ‘coo’ is simular to the word ‘cat’. Another word for a cat is ‘pussy’ which is a well known word for vagina. Now for the second syllable of ‘coochie’ (chie) is close to the word ‘Gucci’. Gucci is a well known luxurious clothing brand. Philosophers took up to five years to discover the ‘chie’ in coochie refers Gucci and is meant to be translated into ‘Luxurious’ or ‘elegant’. Using a survey taken by over 23,000 people, they concluded that it should properly be translated into elegant. So after many surveys and studies placed on the word, ‘Coochie’ is deprived from the phrase ‘Elegant Vagina’.
by The coochie deicferer July 19, 2022
