Stating that you know owner of a car lot to fend off car salesmen regardless if you know the individual or not. Generally used when the annoying car salesman attempts to sell you a piece of crap.
by LtMark July 7, 2008
Get the car lot condommug. When you don't seriously give a f. when having sex with a women. Common when you party without a condom on your pocket, when your too drunk too put it on or simply when it breaks.
Friend: Dude so did you do that chick last night?!
Me: Of course man!
Friend: Did you use protection?
Me: Hell no! Open Condom Style!
Friend: Dude...
Me: Of course man!
Friend: Did you use protection?
Me: Hell no! Open Condom Style!
Friend: Dude...
by marco28793 September 23, 2012
Get the Open Condom Stylemug. ex) The polish stallion did not know it was a weed flavored condom until the chick said he tasted like marijuana.
by Polish Stallionette November 12, 2010
Get the Weed Flavored Condommug. A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.
"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."
by arka June 3, 2008
Get the Condom Commercial Kidmug. “Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*
by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020
Get the Five-pronged condommug. Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.
I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010
Get the keyboard condommug. Needed when a girl is so dirty you'd feel the need to use a condom the strength of a steel belted tire.
by Libraryguy April 19, 2010
Get the Steel Belted Condommug.