Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

by jerseybish January 19, 2021

Cloder

When you take a dump so big so colossal that the toilet dies... just dies

"Man, I took such a massive cloder in your toilet... You may need to renovate the basement of your house

by Clader November 13, 2012

Chosen Jacobs

He is handsome, kind, and loving to his family , friends and fans . His smile can light up a room and he is an amazing singer an actor and he deserves the world and more.

Chosen Jacobs is "the chosen one and protect him at all costs".

by Itzliyahgjacks17 May 28, 2020

clones

Street term for clonazepam and klonopin. Usually popped to calm someone's nerves in sketchy situations. 2mg makes you feel like you downed a 12 pack of beer. Very fast acting. Taking too much usually just results in sleep.

I gotta go to the nawfside of town later, you got them clones for me?

by ssblood May 31, 2010

Closet Bitch

One who doesn't seem like a bitch but secretly is.

"You know Rachel?"
"Oh yeah. Isn't she the nicest person out there or something?"
"I know right. That's what I thought at first but I saw her beat some chick at the grocery store just cause she looked at her man."
"What a closet bitch."

by josafo January 2, 2009

Closet Mudshark

A white chick that may possess a hidden sexual fascination and infatuation with black men. Typically this type of female may be outspoken with her dislike of blacks in the presence of friends, and may act overtly racist, but her actions indicate otherwise.

Debbie acts like she is a true racist sometimes. I've been with her when she is watching tv and sees blacks on the tube, and she shouts out 'niggers!' But at the same time, she appears to be immersed in black culture. She loves rap/hip-hop which can be as ghetto as it gets! As well as other black music. On her Facebook site, all of her 'likes' are black athletes. And she likes to hang out in dance clubs that are frequented by blacks! And I've seen her get pretty flirty with black men as well at these clubs!

I think Debbie is a Closet Mudshark when it comes down to it!

by keen observer1 March 23, 2011

golden closet

When someone comes out as gay, and the celebration is made an occasion including watersports as a main feature.

I heard Jimmy got a golden closet the other day. I know because his hair still reeked.

by Fayd'sNotFunny December 7, 2016