Carrot tracker

Device used in a ginger lads first car to make sure he drives like a good boy.

Ryan, how’s your carrot tracker going?

by RicMaroo September 9, 2022

Dirty Carrot stick

When the male inserts a carrot into the girls' Anus. Thus we have achieved a dirty carrot stick.

Wow john i see you have done a dirty carrot stick

by jhdjdjdjdj April 26, 2022

Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise

An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".

Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what

by EricShun808 March 16, 2021

captain carrot

Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!

Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!

by protective mama July 11, 2024

big white carrot

Radish

There’s a food called big white carrot.
‘That’s right!’
I heard you really like it

by Meganlovesjake August 19, 2023

joseph the carrot boy

a boy that looks like a carrot

you:man he is such a joseph the carrot boy!

by weirdoripedjeans January 29, 2019

auto-carrot

Born from phone autocorrection failure by user free_Is6670, in twitch streamer Dee_dandy's chat, early 2021.

Used in amusing context instead of auto-correct when typo's are made.

"I am sorry my auto-carrot is acting up."

by LuminousVal June 3, 2021