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Carl Crepps

A holla boy who can lose himself in the wrong girl(hoes). I had a Carl Crepps once and didn't trust him because of past assholes only then I realized he was very true to me. The boy that got away. The dude I'll always have a soft spot for and look out 4 and protect and defend. The definition of you don't know what you got till it's gone. Usually doing a bid cuz some tramp throws him under the bus to save her ass and cheats on him 3x more than she did right under his nose. Had one love of his life a German Shepard named Genesis.
That poor dude got with a dum hoe and doesn't realize he had a Kimberly what a Carl Crepps.
by BoycottingBmws February 6, 2025
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Hot Carl

Taking a shit on a woman's belly after you fuck her.
I gave her a hot Carl, after I buttfuccked her.
by Ciamnyss August 4, 2018
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Dirty Carl

When one of your work mates brings in all manners of illnesses and passes them on to everyone else.
I'm going to have to take a week off Boss I was sat next to Dirty Carl the contagious twat...
by Bonkbobbignose January 22, 2021
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Carl

They whitest shade of pale a human can achieve
Brah, that snow is straight Carl
by Carl from San Diego February 19, 2022
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Carl Cuddles

Highly effective remedy to the common (and less common) cold.
Available typically on the East Coast of Australia in the Sydney region.

Proven to reduce cold and flu symptoms up to 75% upon application.

Limitations, however, include effectiveness to only beautiful tiny dancers named Rebecca.
This has proven frustrating to the rest of the female population, but the said Rebecca in question doesn't seem to care.
Rebecca felt much better after her Carl Cuddles.

All the other girls wish they had Carl Cuddles, but they're just going to have to deal with it.
by CBrom85 February 27, 2021
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Carl support

When the court orders the mom to pay a deadbeat dad child support because the deadbeat dad is hiding his self employment income.
Woman 1 "let's take our kids to Disney Land! They deserve it!"
Woman 2 "sorry, I can't afford it."
Woman 1 "Are you still paying Carl support?"
Woman 2 "Wow, he is such a loser!"
by Read it! July 10, 2025
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Carl Blackmon

A straight bhaddie that gives good top
by Yzydhdhwjs January 18, 2022
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