coffeecupping

Office term of somebody that goes around with a coffee cup and sips coffee from it, talks to others and in general seems to be relaxed and not doing much.
It can also be used metaphorically to indicate somebody that is lazy in the office.

"Guys, stop coffeecupping around and do some stuff if you don't want the boss to fire you."

by MikyMoose March 3, 2009

caffiending

To need some sort of a caffiene fix

Dude, this hangover has got me caffiending

by Penny89 September 5, 2009

Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.

On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.

by The Car Passing You February 26, 2010

caffeineivore

n. any person whose diet consist solely of coffee

Holy shit Jim hasn't slept in weeks! He is either addicted to speed or is a caffeineivore!

by rocketmantra! March 24, 2010

caffeinhated

To be disliked by others because of your caffeine intake

"The lazy people at work don't like me because I'm hyper and get a lot done. I'm so caffeinhated."

"When I'm drinking coffee at work the Mormons won't talk to me. I might be caffeinhated."

by Linosova May 13, 2010

coffeefuck

stayin' up all night, gettin' hellla high on coffee

that was a crazy coffeefuck last night, she was talking all night

by tibh December 8, 2010

coffee poach

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.

Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!

by twowheler1300 January 24, 2011