bumping onions

When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...
"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."

"What the fuck...."
by thedickbutt March 13, 2014
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barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.
As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.
by Swampdonkey13 April 09, 2017
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Speed bumped

Getting humped in a motion of going over a speed bump
by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 16, 2017
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bump and skunk

Woman 1 humps man while man licks asshole of woman 2.

See “My Dad Wrote a Porno” Season 5, episode 3.
Shall we try the traditional Kilkenny bump and skunk at this threesome?
by Truffleelf September 24, 2019
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bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
by michael foolsley June 02, 2022
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lil bump

lil sniff of some white girl; typically used at tailgates, and before english class.
Yo bro, big test today. Might need a lil bump.
by statik420 December 03, 2017
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Alien Bump

When a person has a large bump on the back side of their head that causes their head to be too large for their body
by NathanH04 October 19, 2019
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