Bradenton FL

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton FL

by Bradenton September 4, 2021

bridezilla

2) When a bride to be is SO ugly, the engagement announcement in the newspaper is printed without a picture.

Marie: Why is the there no picture of Ger and Pas with their engagement announcement?
Nick: Because she's a bridezilla

by JerLuvsDiane September 6, 2006

Brayden

Brayden is a gay fat gay boy that will smash any girl in sight

OMG Brayden it hurts

by John brakes June 12, 2018

Bryden

Tall, unlearned creature. usually found in GG servers. Capable of falling from impressive heights (without the dieing). Often referred to as "The Bry" or "Bry knob" with many insults following, and sometimes proceeding. Lives on Easy mac and sofa couches..... sometimes. said by some to be a pot plant. Dislikes Lads, little faggy children that sit in the middle of the bendy bus and never shut up, and bitching. Likes Relaxation, Techno, Brooke =p, Cod4 and ranting over UrbanDictionary.com

"Shut up Bryden",
"That guy's one hell of a Bryden!",
"who?",
"Be sure to get that Bryden to me by Monday"

by Not Bryden April 26, 2008

Braden

He's a caydence type of guy.He might be shy to admit his crush but eventually he will.He is a blond with blue eyes.He is very smart.

Wow Braden and caydence should TOTALLY date!

by Cruahing❤️ April 12, 2017

Brayden

A really annoying cocky kid.He thinks he's good looking but isn't.Lies about others on internet to make himself look better.Alot of people don't like him.

Girl#1.ook at Brayden he's so ugly he should date Avery.
Girl#2.i know theyre both ugly.

by Ashton_Martin15 March 2, 2019

Bryden

Bryden is an average kid with a passion for vehicles. He will probably grow up to be a mechanic or a racer for F1 or NASCAR.

What car is that? Idk, ask Bryden.

by BobbyJoe69 July 15, 2021