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Bruce Jennered

(alternatively "Bruised Gendered") When you rip a man's genetilia off and stick it head first up thir own rectums and proceed to preform intercourse with it in the anus.
I'm gonna Bruce Jenner that son of a bitch.
Hah! that son of a bitch got Bruce Jennered.
by Bombaclots Bill November 9, 2015
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Total Brunette

Someone with brown hair, brown eyes, and is usually a Caucasian (but not always). No, not black hair, and no, not hazel eyes. Standard, beautiful, brown hair, and gorgeous brown eyes, dark, light, or medium! :)
"Oh, there' Sarah; she's a total brunette!"
by Adelyn July 31, 2012
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National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day

November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.
Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde
by The George that hates Cedric November 20, 2020
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Broner

Getting an erection while hanging out with your bros, with no homosexual origin.
Dude, I totally got a broner at Aaron's house the other day!
by LAWDINUM June 21, 2010
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Broner

A mental "erection" achieved through things that would interest the most general of men, usually gained through events that only a man, or "bro", would love.
The way that dude killed that other guy with a crossbow gave me a raging broner.
by King Droxie January 16, 2011
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broner

A person who simultaneously a stereotypical "bro" as well as a stereotypical stoner.
My friend Collin is such a broner; he's got hippie hair, a three-day beard, Abercrombie clothes, and a sideways upside down visor. He pretty much lives off of creatine shakes and jagermeister, constantly works out at the gym, and he still manages to smoke an eighth a day... such a broner.
by mrrrrow? February 4, 2013
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Broner

1. A verb/noun that describes an adult male who masturbates to the children's show "My Little Pony" and gets a boner at the sight of a animated pony. (

2. An American professional boxer and also an occasional rapper.
1. The fuck? That sicko has a total broner!

2 My favorite boxer has got to be Adrien Broner.
by Teddy Engivelt June 11, 2014
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