The turtles breath

The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe

'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'

by Fabio Baracuda June 19, 2016

raw red onion breath

Any injury that results in bleeding from the mouth.

Damn, he got snuck. He got raw red onion breath, he lost a tooth.

by Black_Lavis215 January 6, 2017

San Francisco Breathalyzer

An unusual sexual maneuver in which one partner puts their lips up to the other partner's anus and expels a burp.

"Dude, Mark is into some weird shit. Last night while we were fooling around, he told me to take the rimjob to the next level with a San Francisco Breathalyzer."

by DeathskinRazor January 29, 2017

leopard's breath

that weird noise your throat makes when you breathe with flem or snot, thus creating a growling sound

when I get sick I often get leopard's breath.

by dumb cluck April 27, 2017

mutters under his breath

a person that wants to say something but is to insecure to say it out loud.

as this guy shae mutters under his breath we try to decipher what he is saying.

by ShazzaDoYouLoveMeChuckUsAVB November 21, 2018

The Pope’s Breath

The term for when you have jerked off so much that nothing comes out. The rare puff or exhale that issues out of the penile hole when this occurs.

The other day I wanked so much that I elicited the pope’s breath.

Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.

by PhantomThrust June 15, 2023

I have an idea now he can’t breath

A quote said from the 2nd child himself Tubbo

Go to the pool with your friend and say I have an idea now he can’t breathe while drowning them

by Twitch.tv/reeforane June 10, 2021