Bored

You too, huh ?

Ugh, I'm so bored right now

by BananaChicken22 April 22, 2019

bored sword

A man engaging in masturbation.

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Bored Shitless

Bored to that far of a point that you cannot even find joy in doing a nice shit.

Example of being Bored Shitless
Bill:“Dude life is that boring at the moment I cannot even find joy in doing a fat shit”
Ben: “Dude cunts fucked ay”

by SoBoredShitless May 24, 2018

Wikipedia-Bored

A state of being so bored you start reading WikiPedia entries about anything that comes to mind. It takes a while to pass.

I've been reading Wikipedia entries for 2 hours. I guess I have a severe case of Wikipedia-bored.

by Vinnnny9 April 1, 2020

cullen boring

A really small person who likes to waste money . Don’t forget Cullen boring has a big forehead

Girl 1: look at that small guy over there.
Girl 2: yeah I thinks he’s a Cullen boring

by Tvygy April 10, 2020

Bored Bang

When you have sex with someone because there is nothing else to do.

Jack and Jill bored banged during their self-quarantine and now they have a corona baby on the way.

by CRM2020 March 16, 2020

Bored as the Dickens

When one uses the phrase bored as the Dickens, they are describing what it's like to be so bored that you are bored enough to write a bunch of famous fictional novels.

Person 1(the jester):"Hey you there are you bored too? What shall we do?"
Person 2 (the very bored very pretentious Prince):"Yes I'm very bored, bored as the Dickens. Charles Dickens that is..."
1:"GEEZ MAN! Now that's bored! What do you suppose we do about it?"
2: "I dunno cuz I'm not quite creative enough to write a bunch of novels about Christmas and ish..."
Long pause...
2: "Dont just stand there staring at me! I order you to start singing and dancing! and tell me a story in your songs too damnit!"

by AmbularityHASyourCLARITY November 18, 2020