by Honey x Badger November 6, 2015
Get the Grand Slam Blumpkinmug. When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.
by TRA90 March 7, 2023
Get the Hand-Carved Blumpkinmug. When you go to the county fair with your girl and get hammered and she gets horny so she blows you while you’re sitting on the port-a-John.
Damn bro I was at the fair and got the best Deluxe Blumpkin 1000 the shit was lit fam. Harleys are slow
by Bear Grylls888 April 4, 2022
Get the Deluxe Blumpkin 1000mug. A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
Get the red dragon blumpkinmug. the act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the top of the toilet (know as an upper decker). at the same time the girl is reverse straddling the toilet seat, sucking your cock, while taking a shit.
Guy: "Hey I have to take a shit."
Girl: "So do I!"
Guy: "Want to give me a super double blumpkin?"
Girl: "Hell yes, let's go."
Guy: "I could really go for a super double blumpkin right now."
Girl: "Isn't that kind of gross?"
Guy: "Trust me, you will enjoy it."
Girl: "Hey, do you want me to give you a super double blumpkin right now?"
Guy: "Of course I do!"
Girl: "So do I!"
Guy: "Want to give me a super double blumpkin?"
Girl: "Hell yes, let's go."
Guy: "I could really go for a super double blumpkin right now."
Girl: "Isn't that kind of gross?"
Guy: "Trust me, you will enjoy it."
Girl: "Hey, do you want me to give you a super double blumpkin right now?"
Guy: "Of course I do!"
by Five-StarFratStar August 25, 2011
Get the super double blumpkinmug. Gettin a blowjob while taking a deuce. Instead of cumming in her mouth, you cum on the deuce, then she eats it... Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin!
Anything new Charlie? Eh, not too much Rick. I did finally get a slut from the club to do a Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin! Dude you are the man! I know, the best part was she's your sister! You BASTARD!
by King of the blumps May 1, 2009
Get the Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkinmug. The act of a blumpkin, with projectile diarhea. Best performed while slightly hovering over toilet seat so the partner is aware of the Blumpkin being performed and also is awarded with the chance to wish upon a shooting starfish.
Shirley wished upon the shooting starfish once she realized Tommy was performing the Meteor Shower Blumpkin.
by RonLive October 27, 2010
Get the Meteor Shower Blumpkinmug.