Dumb Blonde

A white female rapper originally born in Monroe, Louisiana but is now based in Houston, Texas. She goes by the stage name "Dumb Blonde" as well as "Dumb Blonde Rapper." She has numerous singles such as her most popular song "Realistic Nightmare." Other songs include "Caged," "Cray Cray," and "Monsta ft K-Rino."

Have you heard the new track Dumb Blonde just dropped on Spotify?

by DUMB_BLONDE_RAPPER August 4, 2020

Ass shade of blond

A color of hair typically in women when the main base color is blond and dark brown highlights are randomly streaked in. The blond is the ass and the brown is the shit.

casey: "hey you know now that chick is an ass shade of blond."
Andy: "what?"
Casey:"her hair its like an ass with blond ass and brown shit."
Andy: "oh haha"

by swirlz1903 March 13, 2010

Blonde

Hair color that ugly girls dye their hair to, in order to become more slutty (thus more attractive).

- Nobody wants to go out with me!
- Then dye your hair to blonde!

by Darko M. December 9, 2008

blondette

a brunette and a blonde put together.

Sam is a brunette, i'm a blondette.

by taylor313 October 16, 2008

Blondes Do It Better

Something that is NOT true. There are probably bald people who do it better.

(PS: This is not to insult blondes. So.... sorry if you’re offended)

Jenna: ‘Blondes do it better suckers‘
Sammy: ‘Many blondes are actually stupid idiots, so........’
Jenna: ‘IM NOT AN IDIOT YOU ARE’
Sammy: ‘Dude.... The only thing you do better is being stupid.’
Jenna: ‘....... I don’t know what that means.’

by MemeFace July 11, 2020

blonde moment

To do something incredibly stupid without realising it. just like dumass blondes

Person1: *ues nail gun on own hand as opposed to the fence*
Person2: *points and laughs* You dumass
Person3: Jesus whats wrong with him
Person2: He had a bonde moment

by Pliars September 28, 2003

Blonde Beer Getter

Blonde girl, girlfriend, any of the blonde species. Primary job is to ride in the passenger seat and look pretty and pass a beer to her man. Qualifications are big boobs and a nice ass.

Who is that? Its my blonde beer getter! Look at them tits!

by Busch Light December 15, 2010