Vagina Block

The two-handed block move (right over the hole!) used by a woman to prevent a dirty, unwanted penis from going in her. High success rate. Works every time. More successful when accompanied by a "VAGINA BLOCK" scream.

"Dude, I was totally trying to get with this girl last night, but she pulled a vagina block."
"Man, that sucks."

or

"I forgot my rape whistle last night, so when this guy pulled out his dick, I had to use the vagina block instead."

by OET March 26, 2009

clock blocked

when you can't get to a web page because your computer or mobile phone is too slow or has a poor connection and all you get is a spinning clock.

I needed to look up the restaurant's phone number but I was in a dead zone and I got clock blocked every time I Googled it.

by RobynG November 16, 2010

block-a-way ho

When you spot a female from a distance with a bangin' body. You run up to get the digits and she's hell-a-ugly!

I'm tired of this city. Nothin' but block-a-way hos foolin' nigga's & shit!

by Rio Sosa November 17, 2006

Pussy Block

Cock block for lesbians.

That dyke is getting pussy blocked!

by Riddler November 26, 2004

Cock Blocker

when the male is prevented from getting punani due to a third wheel

Meg and Sean was about to get freaky till Missys cock blcoking ass jumped in

by monet July 14, 2004

Hater Blockers

A very large pair of dark sunglasses to block out the hate from any people who are jealous of you in this world.

Large, dark, wrap around sun glasses worn to block out the hate. Wearing your Hater Blockers in a night club where you are well known, but may not be well liked by everyone in the club.

by Biggy Johns June 21, 2006

shit block

When you are at work and you are taking a shit and another co-worker walks in the restroom and notices the locked stall door and walks right back out.

"I was taking a shit and Aaron took one step in the restroom and walked right back out."

"Yeah dude, thats called a shit block"

by Lewy23 April 22, 2008