choad blast

An idiot, douche bag or other tool-like person.
That guy is such a choad blast.
by Cpt.Jam January 02, 2014
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Marble Blast

This is a video game where you control a marble and roll onto an exit pad, there are also powerups and gems, all gems must be collected in a level if there are any.
yo I was playing Marble Blast last night.
sick bro!
by JaxxUwU August 05, 2023
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Banjo blasted

When a lover slaps your cock like a banjo
by Banjo blastie January 07, 2016
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fanny blasted

A word used to describe the left over reminensce from an old famny pack on the persons genitalia. When the sweat and goo get stuck and then another person finger blasts or fucks that goo on the other persons gentitalia.
how was your date last night with harambe?
Good, there was so much goo left over after he fanny blasted me.
by Blaster... fanny blaster March 06, 2017
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Ginger blasted

When you get finger blasted by someone with red hair, in other words, a ginger, hence, ginger blasted.
Wow, last night I got ginger blasted on the couch and it was amazing.

Being ginger blasted really gets me going.
by Gingerluvr April 05, 2018
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Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.
Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.
by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019
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Baja blasted

When u throw a Baja blast from Taco Bell at some idiot and it explodes and gets all over them
lmao get Baja blasted u fat fuck
by Buiks March 31, 2021
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