choad blast

An idiot, douche bag or other tool-like person.

That guy is such a choad blast.

by Cpt.Jam January 2, 2014

Roll and Blast

When your girl wants to go to sleep and she is facing the other direction so you roll that bitch over and finger blast her

I pulled the old roll and blast last night

by Bigblastbang1738 October 13, 2015

Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021

blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...

Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!

by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010

Cream Blast

To cream into a dudes ass and have them fart it out onto your chest.

Mr Selani got dick fucked in the ass and Cream blasted it onto gridsons chest

by GoGoDaddy69 July 22, 2017

Baja blasted

When u throw a Baja blast from Taco Bell at some idiot and it explodes and gets all over them

lmao get Baja blasted u fat fuck

by Buiks March 31, 2021

prop blast

The backward-blowing air from the propellers or jets of an aircraft that knock a parachutist sideways when he or she first exits the aircraft. The term is used in a prank sometimes played on new soldiers in army airborne units.

"Johnson, go over to the B Company supply room and tell them that you need to bring back a can of prop blast."

by The Tiger of Oakland October 18, 2018