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Girlfriend

I sex with my sexy girlfriend every day.
by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022
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Girlfriend

Someone who expects you to get anything for them even if it costs over $100K
Leo's Girlfriend: Hey can you get me that ring?
Leo: Sorry it's to much
Leo's Girlfriend: Okay. I'll just break up with you
by LoweredUniform January 20, 2023
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dirty girlfriend

a woman's female fuck-buddy, often when she is in another committed relationship. A female's female lover.
I'd like you to meet my dirty girlfriend. We play together.
by letterB June 25, 2009
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Public Girlfriend

a girl who has slept w. more then three frat guys.
Frat guy 1: Yo bro,do you know Johanna?
Frat guy 2: yea bro what about her?
Frat guy 1: dude,she's a total Public Girlfriend,
She's slept with Joe,Rob and Mike
Frat guy 2: yea bro total PG
by lick these (: November 23, 2010
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Invisible girlfriend syndrome

Guys whom use photos of females they dont know to pretend to family and friends they have a girlfriend . Abbreviated to IGS
That dude's single. Nah he showed me a photo of his girlfriend. Dude ! He downloaded that pic of the net. Ahhh so he's got invisible girlfriend syndrome then....... Yep.
by geester June 2, 2016
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Community Girlfriend

The new name you give your ex girlfriend after finding out she cheated on you, typically with one or more people.
Turns out my ex is the community girlfriend. she's been messing around with three other guys.
by clappedvic May 30, 2021
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The Girlfriend Experiment II

As mentioned, Mr. Simon Lo did a strange experiment called the Girlfriend Experiment.
However, his wife was a very 'clean' person, and absolutely refused to let any one bit of food be left down from dinner.
Therefore, at his 20's, he became a 好食之徒(eating lover) from a 好色之徒(sex lover).
After that he became very fat. Now he is over 250lb. When he married he was but ~150lb.
(Mr Simon Lo talks about The Girlfriend Experiment II)
Lo: That's why I'm so fat.
Students: what about your sister, Sina Lo?
Lo: Her husband was also a very 'clean' person.
by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 17, 2022
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