cow nips

large nipples that protrude off the chest at least one inch in a very unattractive way..

Justin Troiano

by EAT MY ASSS RAW November 7, 2003

cow cunt

Any large 50+ year old woman and/or ex-lesbian who's name might be ohhhh.......Sasha and cleans neither her teeth, cunt or flab folds.

That cow cunt has extremely rancid teeth.

by Emma Notakow January 23, 2004

COW RAPER

a very affection male who seeks his love towards cattle

HEY FARMER!!!! watch out theres a cow raper in the barn again!!!

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

cow shears

Thing that Homebase don't sell

I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears

by Pedant tic May 3, 2005

Keys Cow

Something you should never translator in Google Translate

Mark: Hey, translate Keys Cow in google translate!
John: Okay, it says sussy baka
Mark: Haha I got you!

by I_don't_fuckin_know August 11, 2021

Cow Cat

Cow Cat or Cowcat is a cat that has color of a cow but it's on a CAT!!!

I have a cow cat/cowcat as my pet.

by Pusheen_Lover May 22, 2017

Fat Cow

When the bitch an unacceptable level of thicc

Cameron: Man that bih thicc, amirite?
Nigel: Nah, m8 she unacceptably thicc, the fat cow.

by Dummy Thicc ×2 April 17, 2019