Third Base

The last base before sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

"we got all the way to Third Base on my friend's roof when I bent down to give him his first blowjob ever"

by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003

seventeenth base

Writing bad fiction depicting your partner in sexual situations that fulfill your own fetishes.

Chrono: Ohai! I just finished writing my newest RotMG fanfic! Want to read it? It's over 9000 pages long!
PARIAH: *Reads*
Chrono: Well? Am I totally awesome or am I totally awesome?
PARIAH: Where's the BDSM, bitch? We ain't reached seventeenth base until there's BDSM!

by P. Arias September 6, 2011

Cleaning the Musty Basement

To wipe and wash up one's Musty Basement aka dirty ass. May also apply to one's arse that has been given a cream pie.

After tapping his foot in the stall, Larry was joined by a brawny mate who pumped his arse full and left Larry Cleaning the Musty Basement when they were finished.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

Basement Golem

Someone who stays in your basement for way too long without consent, and usually eats too much of your food.

Jake: Dude, could you bring me another Red Bull?
Hunter: Will you stop being such a Basement Golem?
Jake: Sniff... It's just till I get back on my feet...
Hunter: Square.

-Basement Golem-

by alldaschnitzelsindahousesayhey March 24, 2009

barezy

1. the act of a male penetrating a woman during sex with NO condom involved.

2. A woman who a man would like to have sex with that does not involve protection.

"Man I couldn't buy any condoms last night so I had to go in Keisha barezy."

OMG I saw her at the club on Friday, she is such a barezy.

by Titus F5 March 11, 2011

baseball girlfriend

A girl who goes to her boyfriends baseball games to only look at the booty in dem baseball pants.

GF: Yeah I'm only a baseball girlfriend for the booty
BF: Oh

by sibby98 February 1, 2015

baezilla

When your hipster girlfriend turns into a gigantic town destroying dinasour. Usually happens a minimum of once a month.

Man, my missus was such a baezilla last night. Must be on the blob

by Sonofmoses November 1, 2015