Promiscuous female (most commonly white) with a vaginal opening of about 3 inches in diameter, a bruised face due to catfights with other women and beatings by men, and a pair of uneven boobs as the result of a 50-dollar boob job. If two out of these three physical characteristics apply to a woman, she is most likely a tariler whore.
These women also tend to be addicted to at least three different drugs. Most people would think that they afford these drugs by being hookers or drug dealers, but the stunning fact is that the majority of them work in kindergardens.
These women also tend to be addicted to at least three different drugs. Most people would think that they afford these drugs by being hookers or drug dealers, but the stunning fact is that the majority of them work in kindergardens.
Preston: "Jesus I'm horny!"
Jake: "...okay?"
Preston: "Ah, problem solved.. I can just bang Linda that trailer whore after I pick up Dylan from kindergarden. And I can give her a real good beating afterwards! Nobody will notice anyway."
Jake: "...okay?"
Preston: "Ah, problem solved.. I can just bang Linda that trailer whore after I pick up Dylan from kindergarden. And I can give her a real good beating afterwards! Nobody will notice anyway."
by blodkjeft February 14, 2011
A person who is so accustomed to the past they have nothing else better to do than to buy/acquire ancient relics (Nintendo/Old toys) and blog about them.
Person 1: "take a look at what I got (legend of Zelda) childhood here I come!" Person 2: "oh cool want to go get a drink later?" Person 1: "no man I must blog/live in my childhood once more!" Person 2: "are you just going to reminisce all the time and live in the past or are you going to move on with your life?" Person 1: "I also have all the Tmnt cartoons/games omg nostalgiagamsm!" Person 2: "nostalgia whore."
by Poopymcpoopy July 22, 2013
A mediocre academic whose one career accomplishment is that he/she knows how to write successful research grants but has no idea how to focus that research for any pratical results.
Dr. Patterson is a rotten teacher but he has tenure because he's such a grant whore. He brings in 25 million a year for his research into the boxers vs breifs question.
by james savik March 30, 2008
He's been telling everyone a different story, just to turn everyone against each other, he's such a drama whore.
by KelseexGore October 10, 2007
when a chick walks around flaunting her tits for everyone to see. She wears tight shirts or any type of shirt that shows mass amounts of cleavage to get attention. Even though she may look like a full blown whore, don't be deceived; only her tits get around but nothing more. She wants to be the center of attention and that's it. A tit whore results in blue balls.
Guy #1 "Man, Sarah's rack was all up in my face last night"
Guy #2 "Did you bang her?"
Guy #3 "No, she was a total tit whore"
Guy #2 "Did you bang her?"
Guy #3 "No, she was a total tit whore"
by MonkeySmack January 26, 2011
#1 verb.-to raise money quickly usually by questionable means
#2 verb.-to get dressed for a night on the town with the intention of attracting Mr. or Mrs. Right Now
#2 verb.-to get dressed for a night on the town with the intention of attracting Mr. or Mrs. Right Now
"You gonna to need to whore up some money tonight if we gonna make it to that show up Montreal tomorrow you know Mary," said Joseph.
Finish gettin' whored up so we can go bitch!
Finish gettin' whored up so we can go bitch!
by DJ Gunner April 01, 2011
Doesn't matter what day her birthday is, a birthday whore sucks up the whole month and makes it her birthday. You begin celebrations on the first of the month and end the festivities 4 am (or whenever the bars close) the last day of the month.
by hotbaby514 November 09, 2011