Jew Encounter

A dating service where you pay for your own meal and the tip too.

Gentile: Where did you two meet?
Jew #1: Jew Encounter...
Gentile: Cheap bastard

by heymista July 15, 2009

Jew Cap

Another word for a yamaka or small rounded hat worn by the collective of the jewish belief. Often offensive when used in front of a believer in Judeaism...

Caucasian Male: "Dude, can you do my taxes???"
Enraged Jew: "What in Jehovah's Fershnitzer makes everyone think I am good with monies?!"
Caucasian Male: "I assumed you were, your jew cap gave it away."

by jh35 January 11, 2009

jew fart

Phonetic spelling of the commonly spoken, "Did you fart?" The abbreviation comes from rapidly saying "Did you" as one syllable.

Guy: Jew Fart?
Girl: No, jew?
Guy: Oh, yeah!

by William of Boulder May 05, 2008

Jew Card

To lead someone on and then crush their romantic dreams because they aren't Jewish.

Boy: I like you
Girl: Ok. I like you too.
Boy: You aren't Jewish so it won't work
Girl: You just Jew Carded me.

by Blasian_Invasion November 16, 2010

chameleon jews

A chameleon jew is one who is a member of both the jewish religion, and blends in with surrounding scenery.

Those damn chameleon jews are always stealing my apples.

by Rahful March 15, 2007

Top Jew

Person at Jewish wedding who sits on chair and is lifted up so he can feel like the Top Jew

"Man when I got lifted up on that chair at my wedding I felt like the Top Jew."

by Smithers john February 01, 2009

amish jew

A person, generally a man, who dislikes both technology and spending money.

My dad is an amish jew, he won't let me have a playstation because it is expesive and is modern.

by amish jew March 18, 2008