Anal Virgin 

This is a female who has never had anal sex or anything inserted up her ass.

She couldn't take a dick up her ass so she has to be an anal virgin.

Anal Virgin by DIphoeniX December 29, 2007

anal beard 

A hairy arse

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.

anal beard by TommiGunn March 16, 2004

Anal Shotgun 

The act of placing a cigar in a persons ass and lighting the end that is sticking out. The person is instructed to use thier anal muscles to take a draw on the cigar. When it is done the other person removes the cigar and places thier mouth over the other one asshole and the person blows the smoke in that person mouth.

My girlfriend after we had anal sex placed a cigar in her ass and gave me an Anal Shotgun

Anal Shotgun by osuman1203 December 3, 2007

Anal Carpet Bombing

An orgy with multiple men all anally pounding a disregarded woman whilst on a carpet resulting in udder destruction and a horrible stain

I need your steam cleaner, we were all anal carpet bombing this slut

Anal Carpet Bombing by TSUAOJAP February 24, 2011

anal spunk 

the aftermath that a girl/guy pushes outta his/her butthole after a burtal assfuck, which can be a mixture of semen, sweat and or shit, and on rare instances, urine. The chances of having anal spunk are even greater if the person recieved a creampie(cumming inside someones asshole).

After having butt sex, Jessica had to push the anal spunk out of her ass.

Suzy had anal spunk seeping out of her butt after having ass sex.

anal spunk by ADD86 October 28, 2007

anal gape 

The results of a wide penis being shoved in a girls asshole. To many, seeing a girl gape adds to the experence of anal sex. Usualy followed by either spitting in it, or blowing you load into it.

after i finished with that slut she had the biggest gapeing asshole. she loved anal, and i loved her anal gape

anal gape by diesel.. June 3, 2006

anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.

My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.

anal paralysis by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011