alyssa is a very crazy girl. but she’s pretty so it’s all good. sometimes it may even seem like she’s high but she’s not so don’t worry.
by harshisucks December 30, 2019
alyssa is a girl who’s into guys that are 6 foot, go to the gym, have anger issues and men that are dylexic.
alyssa has such good taste in men
by 122go go April 22, 2021
Your best friend, future wife and life partner. Her ass looks so great in anything she wears. She has the perfect body even though she doesn't impress herself you love her cause you can see her true beauty. Her heart is as big as her ass and she is over the moon when she is in love. She will love and support you in any decisions you make aswell as she is very generous. She is not an argumentative person but she won't take any bullshit.
by MMA $LIM October 05, 2022
by Malalalalisa May 28, 2021
Alyssas. They are the the most boss ass bitches you’ll ever meet. They all love beaner boys who are little assholes, but they love bad boys. They know how to make a boy fall in love with them instantly with those big eyes. They tend to forget that they give off a smelly sardine odor sometimes, but everyone still loves them to death.
by Jose Luis November 23, 2021
A girl who gives the most toe curling head she will have you gripping the sheets, your lungs about to collapse, your stomach sinking in, your throat closing up she will have you screaming so loud everyone hears it AND she swallows never spits and still goes crazy on it even after you've came so get yourself a alyssa if you want the best head ever
"hey man...i heard you screaming last night are you good?"
"MANNNN i just got the best head of my life from this bitch named alyssa it was crazyyyy i came 10 times and she ain't stop not once"
"MANNNN i just got the best head of my life from this bitch named alyssa it was crazyyyy i came 10 times and she ain't stop not once"
by nastypussygots2go May 04, 2023
The most pathetic and childish girl you’ll ever meet in a life time. Acts like she’s so up when she’s nobody who only gets attention because of what when does with guys
by Draguta02 December 09, 2018