Side Pocket Ale

1. Bargain booze that get's you really drunk, but requires a very high disregard for one's taste buds.

2. Breakfast of Champions

3. Battery Acid

"Chad only had 3 Side Pocket Ales and he is already shirtless and trying to milk a mailbox."

by Chief Ben May 2, 2010

Al Gore

Noun; One of the most well-known environmentalists in the world, but also one of the largest hypocrites in the history of America, though many of the public choose to ignore this. He also made a movie and grew a beard. Good job Mr. Gore!

person 1: dude, al gore is amazing! he cares about the environment and he cares about america! person 2: umm... yeah, about that. he owns three houses, two of which are over 2,500 square feet...

by allie bullgore February 24, 2009

Al Gore rhythms

When your voice recognition software misinterprets "algorithms."

I texted Kenny asking how the algorithms in his computer program were working. He responded by asking me what I meant by "Al Gore rhythms"?

by DefinED January 6, 2018

al gore

Man who wants to prevent the ice caps from melting. Unfortunately, he's also full of hot air.

Al Gore is full of hot air but he cares about the melting ice caps.

by DS Owner January 27, 2009

Ale 8-1

A soft drink only sold in Kentucky, quite possibly the best soda ever made.

I'm going to Kentucky to drink about 5 skillion Ale 8-1's and achieve nirvanna.

by Alex Rogers March 4, 2005

Al the Flying Cat

A strange flying animal resembling a cat that lives in the back aisle of southern Wal-Marts. He attacks anyone with a mullet and is known to steal men's shirts and wallets.

"Man, I was mugged by Al The Flying Cat last night."

by jjoe1&marley12thebrothas October 4, 2011

emotion(al) masturbation

Purposely watching or thinking about sad subject matter in order to purposely provoke an emotional release (most commonly in the form of crying).

The Humane Society commercial is my favorite emotion(al) masturbation material. That shit has me crying all night.

by crystalvibezzz123 June 22, 2020