Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.

I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.

by JLamprey June 23, 2022

Orange Aid

Trump's forth coming health care system, appropriately named after Trump's orange skin hues; The aftermath of the ACA and "Obama Care"

Sorry sir, we are no longer able to cover your medidal condition under the ACA. However, the newly passed "Make America Healthy Again" legislation, aka "Orange Aid" does cover some of your treatment.

by CranpaVA February 2, 2017

Brand AIDS

Its when someone loves a brand so much that he/she buys every product that brand introduces...

In the mall...

A: a Nivea facewash, a Nivea roll on, a Nivea cream, a Nivea aftershave, ....
B: Nivea Nivea Nivea??? WTF???
C: aaahm... He's having Brand AIDS with Nivea...

by Kush_Colossus November 20, 2015

Geting aids

Playing cassiopea vs Le blanc in league of legends

im playing league and geting aids

by skar0v December 7, 2016

Anal aids

Getting aids from anal

Jonre got anal aids from aleah

by jonre x aleah August 6, 2023

jelly and aids

Something you write on your very important design folio for metal work and then tell your friends it means something dirty even though it's just your girlfriend being random and tired.

Hey what are you doing for metal art , oh you know jelly and aids

by carmageggon September 14, 2017

Aids fucker

Someone who got aids from their parents and wanks while crrying in their basment

Piss off aids fucker

by Man12334565456665421356786643 January 4, 2020