The After Joy

January 2, the official post-Christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding space for things you don't have space for.

"Hey, honey. Whew, he holidays are over. Let's just kick back and relax today."

"Are you kidding? I'm not looking at this tree for another week. Let's kick it to the curb and get all these boxes out to recycling."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Today's The After Joy."

by C. B. LEE January 3, 2012

After-heard

The act of replaying a short sentence from short term memory after missing the sentence when it was originally spoken.

What'd you say. Oh nevermind. I after-heard you.

by Sony freek June 7, 2018

Friday after tea

A period of time spent doing nothing.

Being unproductive.

"Any plans for this weekend?"
"Nah mate, just Friday after tea."

by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021

sometime after

Strax

"When will you be able to climb?"
"Sometime after XX:XX"

by ZeWhip April 11, 2017

After Show

Videos for patreons of the Australian youtuber DankPods.
*clap* heyyyy- it's the after show!

P1: "You watch Dankpods?"
P2: "Yeah! I actually have his patreon."
P1: "Nice, I don't wanna spend that much money so I don't have it."
P2: "The after show is $1 a month..."

by EndFan June 19, 2021

Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 26, 2022

After gone

After completion of drinking a bitter or sour ale.

That beer had a bad after gone.

by Chuckswords April 29, 2018