Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

Ad Hominem

Woke person's form of argument

Woke people always get pissy during an argument and resort to Ad Hominem attacks. It is like debating children.

by UltimateDoge April 10, 2023

Ad Bev

A discreet, inconspicuous shortcut for an adult beverage for those special occasions in life when you don't want to sound like a member of AA.

Stop by my office for a quick ad bev before the meeting.

by sharkhammer December 10, 2018

ad

A disgusting thing that kind of sounds like whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Jr double triple Whopper this burger sucks but it really doesn't right now We make it look super good but it looks super bad even if it looks good Do not try it at DK donkey Kong You rule I guess that's the definition of an ad

Ad stinks

by wekeepsecrets March 29, 2023

ad heads

Mostly young adults and teens addicted to the addictive stimulate drug Adderall. Effects similar to the meth (memory retention, learning , etc)

Ad heads are the new generation of hippies. But used for school instead of pleasure.

by Little Charming Overseer October 2, 2019

PornHub Ads

Pornhub ads are quite possibly the worst thing in the world.

There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"

Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all

I was having a great time on PornHub, until all of the PornHub Ads finally loaded in

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 1, 2023

Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025