pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.

Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce

by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023

Nonce

Used to win arguments.

Ellis was losing the argument but then called Ash a nonce. Ellis won by default.

by Germany2.0 December 6, 2020

Nonce

A paedophile who likes touching people that are very young compared to there age ratio

Hey John which bird you chatting too

Oh just this pretty girl

Im gonna check her insta

Please mike dont

Wait there are only year 7 pictures (Grade 8)

and it says 2008

Im not A Nonce

Dont talk to me again john You paedophilic Nonce

by pro gamer words July 22, 2020

Nonce

And old codger who fuck little kids

Holy shit, I swear ya dads a nonce innit

by Breasticle123 January 27, 2020

Nonce

A British term for a pedo or pedophile. It is also used commonly as an insult by year 7s (gremlins) and year 8s (retired gremlins)

Donald Trump is a nonce.

by That one Irish guy May 14, 2022

economy nonce

paedophile who spends as little as possible while grooming young people

Sally's economy nonce only brought her a bag of haribo

by Bigmanmave September 6, 2023

Nonce

A pedo, British slang most of the time used to describe a teacher or something along those lines who is a creep.

"You know that French teacher?"
"The one who has sweat marks on his shirt?"
"Yeah, he's a nonce"

by Killer Qween March 9, 2019