A luff muffin is someone who you "luff" and is as good as a muffin. It is used a name to address someone whom you luff.
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Person A: Hey! How has your day been going Luff Muffin?!! :D
Person B: Great! Thanks for asking! Luff You!
Person B: Great! Thanks for asking! Luff You!
by A Luff Muffin May 19, 2011
Get the Luff Muffinmug. by Ivana Dick February 4, 2008
Get the Penis Muffinmug. Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating (GSCVC), or "honey muffin'", as it is more commonly known, is the ritualistic smothering of the vagina (or "muff") in honey or a similar sugary substance (thereby creating a "honey muff"), in order to attract flies. This is where the saying "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar" comes from, since vaginas smell like vinegar without the honey. This practice dates back to the time when humans were plants, and reproduced via the woman being "pollinated" by sperm that was painstakingly placed on flies by the male of the species.
Tronfo: ... So the missus has been reading these "new age" sexual intercourse technique books.
Ragtish: Aren't they outlawed by NIRC?
*Ragtish adjusts his spectacles*
Tronfo: Yeah...
But...
*Distant laser-gun fire echoes*
*Tronfo gasps, but then quickly settles again*
Tronfo: There's this one thing she did. "Honey muffin'", it's called. You smear honey all over her hoo-ha, and it attracts flies, which act sort of like a free Vibratron 4000, or 5000, even, maybe. The honey also smells pretty good, and it slightly distracts you from the stench of all the dead bodies.
Ragtish: What you've described sounds like a sexualised perversion of the age-old practice of Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating - GSCVC for short. But speaking of dead bodies, the killinators got Charlton yesterday. He was out scrounging for strawberry jam and didn't hear them coming up behind him over the sound of his jam detector.
Tronfo: Poor guy.
Ragtish: Aren't they outlawed by NIRC?
*Ragtish adjusts his spectacles*
Tronfo: Yeah...
But...
*Distant laser-gun fire echoes*
*Tronfo gasps, but then quickly settles again*
Tronfo: There's this one thing she did. "Honey muffin'", it's called. You smear honey all over her hoo-ha, and it attracts flies, which act sort of like a free Vibratron 4000, or 5000, even, maybe. The honey also smells pretty good, and it slightly distracts you from the stench of all the dead bodies.
Ragtish: What you've described sounds like a sexualised perversion of the age-old practice of Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating - GSCVC for short. But speaking of dead bodies, the killinators got Charlton yesterday. He was out scrounging for strawberry jam and didn't hear them coming up behind him over the sound of his jam detector.
Tronfo: Poor guy.
by cool_walking_ February 20, 2010
Get the honey muffin'mug. a vagina
by Bill F Murray February 11, 2009
Get the tuna muffinmug. Two or more females engaging in an act of mutual genital "enpleasurement" through the act of vaginal gyration and it's resulting friction.
by dptoot February 28, 2009
Get the Roughing Muffinsmug. by PhamO February 23, 2009
Get the Muffin Gasmug. A pet name you call a person or animal. When you use this pet name, the person or animal you're speaking to is cute and sweet.
by peachpie88 September 22, 2011
Get the muffin ballmug.