Don't mess with texas

A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.

Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."

I'll mess with Texas all I want! I just won't defenestrate my garbage.

by JakeStar April 21, 2005

i don't mind

Your girlfriends pissed

Girlfriend: I don't mind if you go out with your friends

You: okay Thankyou

Girlfriend kills your family and skins your dog alive

by Swagking1010 June 11, 2016

Don't die December

An event that obliges you to beat Minecraft in Hardcore.

Person 1: Hey, it's December, wanna try Don't die December?
Person 2: Hell yeah man, I'm boutta' log on.

by Harvek December 1, 2020

Don't Bust A Herpe

It basically means to chill out, and not make a big deal about something.
Like "don't have a cow" only cooler.

Ex:
Amanda: "I am sick of always being the one to clean up around here! You'd better start cleaning up after yourself or I'm going to sleep with your brother again."

Jason: "Fineee damn, don't bust a herpe over it."
Jason: "And leave my brother out of this!"

by MyRealNameIsJason December 11, 2009

Don't Shit December

When you don't shit for the entire month of december. It can be very dangerous, but it's a fun activity.

Good luck!

-Hey, have you heard of Don't Shit December?
-No, is that a shit version of No Nut november?

by Benun BAD BOY SWAG SWAG SWAG November 5, 2018

don't get distracted

what you probably thought before typing urban dictionary into the search bar

you to yourself: ok, this work is due tomorrow, don't get distracted!
5 seconds later
*you're here*

by just_a_bored_person March 8, 2021

I don't know if

A passive aggressive way to avoid actually asking a question directly.

Also: A passive aggressive technique to make an assertion, give direction, make a suggestion.

I don't know if you're going to take out the trash. It's in the garage.

I don't know if you like your shoes with that outfit.

I don't know if you wanted that chicken sauce on your shirt.

by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017